Breaking news....
...Police are on the lookout for a small thin man, AKA "Flat Stanley", last seen climbing the perimeter fence of the heavily fortified Elstree Film and Television Studios. Asked to comment on these events, Chris Tarrant -- host of "Who wants to be a Millionaire" -- said he "knew Stanley well, as he had tried and failed on numerous occasions to get onto the show, and that the public had nothing to fear". Other than the attached photographs, police have no further news on the whereabouts of the elusive Mr. Stanley.
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